You Name It Travel Agency presentation:
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You Name It travel agents (in unison): Thank you for your time, Mr. Schmauzzel.  (We) hope you choose the "You Name It Northeast Travel Agency".

Travel Agent--Hakkon: I'm Hakkon from the "You Name It Northeast Travel Agency". On the trip that we've planned for you, you'll be going to New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, and Maine. I'll be telling you about New Jersey.

In New Jersey, you'll be staying at the beautiful Clarence Hotel. In a room with two beds and your own Jacuzzi.

You'll also be able to eat at Carusso's, also in the Clarence Hotel.  Their specialties are omelets, hand-carved meat, fish, and deserts.  I bet you'll love the deserts, they're really good!

Um, you'll also be able to visit Boardwalk, in Atlantic City.  And many other Monopoly board game names.

You'll also be able to watch the Eagles vs. the Giants game. I'm going for the Giants. I hope you do too.

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